Modern fire alarms are so stark, so robotic, so inhuman. I propose a better fire alarm. Ladies and Gentlemen. I introduce to you:

The Disco Fire Alarm

Why settle for the shirl and jarring beeping of an alarm, when you can have the shrill, jarring sounds of The Bee Gees:






Picture this, your house it filled with smoke, maybe it's just your next door neighbor barbecuing at midnight again, perhaps your roomate forgot to remove the plastic wrap from the pizza. Just as you are about to roll over and hope it all goes away, a disco ball drops from the fire alarm in your ceiling the lights turn on, "Staying Alive" starts to play and it's the 70's all over again.

This is not a drill: It's time to get out of your house as fast as you can, away from the smoke and fire, but more importantly, away from the disco.